I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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