So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I party with great urgency now.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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