He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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