Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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