this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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