Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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