You made me cry and you don't even care
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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