I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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