i think i have two assholes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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