This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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