My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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