The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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