sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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