My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
