Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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