I bet he comes in French.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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