I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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