Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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