Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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