Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He did a backflip because drugs
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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