The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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