The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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