Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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