she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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