Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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