its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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