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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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