At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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