when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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