Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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