No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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