It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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