Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize