Buhtt sex?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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