Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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