S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
