im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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