My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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