dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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