But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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