question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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