I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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