I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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