Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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