Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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