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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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