I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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