READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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