Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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