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(636): View more from Missouri

It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I can feel you judging me through the phone.

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(573): View more from Missouri

how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?

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(716): View more from New York

since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...

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(607): View more from New York

you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship

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(407): View more from Florida

We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.

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