i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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