If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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