It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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