he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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