The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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