Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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