sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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