Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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