so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
that may or may not have been my penis.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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