you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
That accounts for only three of the penises
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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